Gather round the trough.
I pretty much always think that KFC aka PFK aka The Colonel's chicken shack is revolting but I just want to take a minute here to talk about just one part of their operation. The Bucket.
One of their current slogans is "there's always more in the bucket." Gross! Food should never be served in a bucket and buckets should certianly never be used as a way of enticing people to eat more. What are buckets used for? My top two answers would be:
a) for mopping grimy floors.
b) for puking in when you've got a really bad flu and just can't make it to the bathroom.
Why would you want to associate buckets with food? Sure, KFC is little more than pig slop. Pig slop comes in buckets as it hurled into the Feeding Trough.
Hey kids! There are more boneless wings in the bucket! Boneless wings. Another very dodgy concept found in the Colonel's bucket.
One of their current slogans is "there's always more in the bucket." Gross! Food should never be served in a bucket and buckets should certianly never be used as a way of enticing people to eat more. What are buckets used for? My top two answers would be:
a) for mopping grimy floors.
b) for puking in when you've got a really bad flu and just can't make it to the bathroom.
Why would you want to associate buckets with food? Sure, KFC is little more than pig slop. Pig slop comes in buckets as it hurled into the Feeding Trough.
Hey kids! There are more boneless wings in the bucket! Boneless wings. Another very dodgy concept found in the Colonel's bucket.
posted by Unknown at 5:22 a.m.
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